A CRAZY DAY (dont read unless you can handle some truths)

So, yesterday when I got home from the grocery store I started unloading my bag and called Matt during his lunchtime. Well I guess I was in a hurry and forgot to lock the door. So in the midst of my phone call with Matt I heard our door open and when I turned around it was closing. It made me mad and confused and so I just had to go check it out. (I would be perfect in a horror movie....don't open the door!!). Anyways, I open the door and there is this middle-aged English lady with like 8 grocery sacks sitting on the floor. She is lost and looking for Jack Frasier's apartment. I don't know Jack and of course she is lost and confused and cant directly tell me what his apt number is.....sorry cant help you, shut the door (LOCK IT) and go about my business.

Forward several hours later, after dinner I'm washing dishes and Matt and I hear all this commotion from the apt across from us. Somebody (ahem, Virgina, the middle-aged English woman) is coming out of the apt across from us and she cannot figure out the electronic key system, so she keeps opening and closing the door (mind you so loud that we can hear it over out tv, talking and water running). Oh gawd....so I'm like Matt I have to go out there, she doesn't know how to work the dang door!!!!!!!!! Step outside, oh its you. Do you need help with the door? My name is Natalie. Oh yes, hi I'm Virginia...So I show her how to use the key and lock the door. Bless her heart.
Crazy for me, yes. I'm sure she was embarrassed b/c in 1 day she had me coming out of my apt more than once to bail her out. What even worse, and here is where I encourage you to quit reading if you are sensitive....I'm pretty sure when she walked into our apt that afternoon, I was picking an enormous wedgie! HAA!
How 'bout them apples lady?!
Just had to share that with everyone b/c I thought it was too hilarious not too. And I made her shake my hand! I'm awful, right?